1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:09,477 --> 00:00:12,579 Well I've been going through your files, and uh... 3 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:16,470 I can tell you... you are one sick... 4 00:00:16,471 --> 00:00:18,814 Twisted individual. 5 00:00:18,815 --> 00:00:21,871 How in the world did you get a donkey in to Mrs. Sherman's car? 6 00:00:21,872 --> 00:00:23,020 [Chuckles] 7 00:00:23,021 --> 00:00:28,121 The real question is how did I get it to drive? 8 00:00:29,582 --> 00:00:32,201 I'm not like the others, Jerry. 9 00:00:32,202 --> 00:00:33,239 You've met your match. 10 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,392 - Oh, really? - Mm hmm. 11 00:00:34,393 --> 00:00:36,711 Well, I posted what I did to you on the Internet. 12 00:00:36,712 --> 00:00:40,338 It's got 14 million hits. Type in "Principal wigs out". 13 00:00:40,339 --> 00:00:42,493 Internet. Internet. 14 00:00:42,494 --> 00:00:45,359 What you did to me? This is a career buster. 15 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,045 [Typing rapidly, computer beeps] 16 00:00:48,046 --> 00:00:50,294 I'm gonna turn on the helicopter camera now. 17 00:00:50,295 --> 00:00:52,395 Get it. 18 00:00:56,364 --> 00:00:59,424 - [Yells] - [Laughing] 19 00:01:00,091 --> 00:01:01,874 - [Yelling] - [Laughs] 20 00:01:01,875 --> 00:01:04,995 Oh! It's over, Jerry. 21 00:01:05,314 --> 00:01:11,194 Pack up your locker. You're going downtown to Charlie Brown! 22 00:01:11,392 --> 00:01:13,265 I don't even know what that means. 23 00:01:13,266 --> 00:01:15,919 You are expelled! 24 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,408 What? 25 00:01:17,409 --> 00:01:19,324 - No. Expelled? - You're out of here, mister! 26 00:01:19,325 --> 00:01:20,209 [Cell phone rings] 27 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,787 Oh, excuse me. That's my cell phone. 28 00:01:21,788 --> 00:01:23,740 - [Cell phone rings] - Ah. 29 00:01:23,741 --> 00:01:25,635 Oh, it's... it's the wife. 30 00:01:25,636 --> 00:01:27,938 Yes, what is it, Dot? 31 00:01:27,939 --> 00:01:30,219 What?! Oh. 32 00:01:30,261 --> 00:01:33,108 But tonight is the Flamenco Dancing Finals! 33 00:01:33,109 --> 00:01:35,175 Get... get, get. Charlie Brown. 34 00:01:35,176 --> 00:01:36,661 [Sighs] 35 00:01:36,662 --> 00:01:40,118 Look, this is our last chance to... to stick it to the Rosenbaums. 36 00:01:40,119 --> 00:01:41,247 [Sighs] 37 00:01:41,248 --> 00:01:46,489 Well, where am I gonna find a babysitter at the last minute? 38 00:01:46,490 --> 00:01:48,891 Oh... oh. Yes, dear. 39 00:01:48,892 --> 00:01:51,532 Yes. All right. 40 00:01:54,276 --> 00:02:00,176 You know, I might be able to help you out with your little sitter sitch. 41 00:02:01,115 --> 00:02:02,589 I'm listening. Go on. 42 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:05,839 I happen to work at the best child day care in the city. 43 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,508 They're booked solid, but I could get you in. 44 00:02:08,509 --> 00:02:11,418 But I guess I'm expelled, so, you know, never mind. 45 00:02:11,419 --> 00:02:13,880 Oh, tell the Rosenbaums I said Mazel tov on their victory. 46 00:02:13,881 --> 00:02:16,401 [Clicks teeth] 47 00:02:16,559 --> 00:02:18,226 Wait! 48 00:02:18,227 --> 00:02:20,105 [Stammers] 49 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:21,893 Look, uh... 50 00:02:21,894 --> 00:02:26,369 You get my son Byron in that day care center and, uh, well, we can... 51 00:02:26,370 --> 00:02:28,910 We can forget about you being expelled. 52 00:02:28,911 --> 00:02:30,831 Deal. 53 00:02:31,766 --> 00:02:34,512 Whoa. Nice moves. 54 00:02:34,513 --> 00:02:37,448 Hey. Do you Flamenco? 55 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:39,804 [Flamenco music playing] 56 00:02:39,805 --> 00:02:44,254 Before I could walk, my father taught me the dance of the fiery legs. 57 00:02:44,255 --> 00:02:47,075 Flame on, brother. 58 00:02:47,492 --> 00:02:50,192 [Clicks staplers] 59 00:02:55,118 --> 00:02:56,801 [Rock music playing] 60 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:57,806 - Don't... - Don't... 61 00:02:57,807 --> 00:02:58,787 - You... - You... 62 00:02:58,788 --> 00:03:00,046 Get all tough with me! 63 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:00,793 I'm saying... 64 00:03:00,794 --> 00:03:01,802 - Won't... - Won't... 65 00:03:01,803 --> 00:03:02,729 - You... - You... 66 00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:04,150 Come kick it with me? 67 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:06,419 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 68 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,321 That's just how we do. 69 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:13,490 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 70 00:03:13,491 --> 00:03:15,515 Here we go, let's start the party! 71 00:03:15,516 --> 00:03:17,065 Chop it up like it's karate. 72 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:18,434 Everybody! 73 00:03:18,435 --> 00:03:19,720 - Don't... - Don't... 74 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:20,737 - You... - You... 75 00:03:20,738 --> 00:03:21,957 Get all tough with me! 76 00:03:21,958 --> 00:03:22,693 I'm saying... 77 00:03:22,694 --> 00:03:23,732 - Won't... - Won't... 78 00:03:23,733 --> 00:03:24,642 - You... - You... 79 00:03:24,643 --> 00:03:26,105 Come kick it with me? 80 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:28,662 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 81 00:03:28,663 --> 00:03:30,393 That's just how we do. 82 00:03:30,394 --> 00:03:36,294 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 83 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:44,237 Man, I can't believe how much bigger they're making the Mall. 84 00:03:44,238 --> 00:03:47,229 You know, we really shouldn't be here without hard hats. 85 00:03:47,230 --> 00:03:48,230 Why? 86 00:03:48,231 --> 00:03:50,387 You see that guy way up there eating his lunch? 87 00:03:50,388 --> 00:03:54,236 He drops a potato chip from that height, it'll cut you in half. 88 00:03:54,237 --> 00:03:55,720 [Exhales sharply] 89 00:03:55,721 --> 00:03:57,821 Uh-huh. 90 00:03:58,604 --> 00:04:01,076 Scientifically that's not true. 91 00:04:01,077 --> 00:04:03,111 Are you calling my mother a liar? 92 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:09,012 No, I'm just saying the woman's extremely loose with her science. 93 00:04:11,862 --> 00:04:13,849 Jerry, this is my dojo. 94 00:04:13,850 --> 00:04:16,875 It's a place of honor, respect, and integrity. 95 00:04:16,876 --> 00:04:19,392 [Pig snorts, cow moos] 96 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:22,873 [Duck quacks, rooster crows] 97 00:04:24,363 --> 00:04:27,538 Come on, Rudy. If we don't do this I'll get expelled. 98 00:04:27,539 --> 00:04:31,202 This is not a day care center, and it never will be! 99 00:04:31,203 --> 00:04:34,305 Dojo day care center. What a concept. 100 00:04:34,306 --> 00:04:36,256 You're really gonna love it here, Byron. 101 00:04:36,257 --> 00:04:38,182 I am nipping this in the bud right now. 102 00:04:38,183 --> 00:04:40,079 - Rudy, come on. - Principal Buckett... 103 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,959 Who do I make out the $100 check to? 104 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,420 That would be Rudy Gillespie. 105 00:04:44,421 --> 00:04:48,655 Uh, Milton, Eddie, take Byron, put him in the ball pit and give him a graham cracker. 106 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:50,836 I'm not touching this little snotbag. 107 00:04:50,837 --> 00:04:52,771 That thing is wearing a toilet. 108 00:04:52,772 --> 00:04:54,334 [Mouths words] 109 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:56,515 I'll take him. 110 00:04:56,516 --> 00:04:58,178 - Hey, baby Byron. - There you go. 111 00:04:58,179 --> 00:04:59,920 There you go. Later, Byron. 112 00:04:59,921 --> 00:05:02,392 You don't have to worry about a thing, Principal Buckett. 113 00:05:02,393 --> 00:05:06,019 I'm holding you responsible for my son, Jerry. 114 00:05:06,020 --> 00:05:09,989 I'll be back at 7:00, and my legs will be smoldering. 115 00:05:09,990 --> 00:05:11,850 Ole! 116 00:05:11,877 --> 00:05:14,026 This really stinks, Jerry. 117 00:05:14,027 --> 00:05:15,445 Oh, relax. 118 00:05:15,446 --> 00:05:17,667 It's just a couple of hours with one little baby. 119 00:05:17,668 --> 00:05:18,725 By the way, I, uh... 120 00:05:18,726 --> 00:05:22,368 I put up a notice on the faculty bulletin board about this place. 121 00:05:22,369 --> 00:05:24,022 [Murmurs] 122 00:05:24,023 --> 00:05:26,361 [People chattering] 123 00:05:26,362 --> 00:05:29,123 Whoa. Whoa... oh, hey. What's going on here? 124 00:05:29,124 --> 00:05:30,808 Jerry: Whoa, whoa, uh... 125 00:05:30,809 --> 00:05:32,662 [Babies crying] 126 00:05:32,663 --> 00:05:34,148 [Yelps] 127 00:05:34,149 --> 00:05:36,184 I think I just got babied. 128 00:05:36,185 --> 00:05:38,253 Kickin' it with you! 129 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:40,892 Hey. Hey, hold it. Stop! Stop running! 130 00:05:40,893 --> 00:05:42,382 [Kids chattering] 131 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:44,258 Stop running! 132 00:05:44,259 --> 00:05:46,160 [Chattering, crying] 133 00:05:46,161 --> 00:05:49,262 Hey, that kid's got my trophy again. 134 00:05:49,263 --> 00:05:51,431 Get back here, you! 135 00:05:51,432 --> 00:05:52,257 [Clanging] 136 00:05:52,258 --> 00:05:53,166 No. 137 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:54,967 No! 138 00:05:55,264 --> 00:05:59,239 He snapped my little man's head off. 139 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:04,520 You better sleep with one eye open during nap time! 140 00:06:04,710 --> 00:06:06,470 - Rudy. - [Giggling] 141 00:06:06,471 --> 00:06:07,495 [Mock laughing] 142 00:06:07,496 --> 00:06:09,016 Rudy, where's Milton? 143 00:06:09,017 --> 00:06:10,937 He's changing some baby's diaper. 144 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:15,618 He is? Well, what about his fear of germs? 145 00:06:26,676 --> 00:06:29,436 [Breathes heavily] 146 00:06:30,916 --> 00:06:32,806 Okay, we should be good now. 147 00:06:32,807 --> 00:06:37,067 That diaper weighed more than he does. 148 00:06:37,846 --> 00:06:41,926 We got an escapee! Pigtails walking! 149 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,686 Hey. 150 00:06:44,687 --> 00:06:47,544 Back inside. Come on. 151 00:06:47,545 --> 00:06:50,593 Hey, excuse me? Can I have my niece back? 152 00:06:50,594 --> 00:06:53,396 Oh. No, I'm sorry. I thought she was one of ours. 153 00:06:53,397 --> 00:06:55,594 Oh, no, no. I'm taking her over to the holiday suites. 154 00:06:55,595 --> 00:06:57,934 My sister enrolled her in the Little Miss Seaford pageant, 155 00:06:57,935 --> 00:07:01,880 then got sick and once again assumed old Joanie had no plans. 156 00:07:01,881 --> 00:07:03,587 What were your plans? 157 00:07:03,588 --> 00:07:06,588 Oh, I had no plans. 158 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,581 This is my talent for the pageant. 159 00:07:11,582 --> 00:07:15,362 Oh. That is great. Really cute. 160 00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:17,854 She is horrible. 161 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:19,253 What? 162 00:07:19,254 --> 00:07:21,165 Those pageant kids have been groomed for years 163 00:07:21,166 --> 00:07:23,869 by mothers who are lipstick-wearing pit bulls. 164 00:07:23,870 --> 00:07:25,989 Your niece is gonna get eaten alive. 165 00:07:25,990 --> 00:07:27,864 Holy Hanna! 166 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:31,634 Well... well, Rudy. You've had experience taking kids to competitive tournaments. 167 00:07:31,635 --> 00:07:34,589 - You gotta come with me. - I couldn't possibly leave the dojo now. 168 00:07:34,590 --> 00:07:36,750 [Yelling] 169 00:07:39,477 --> 00:07:41,645 Oh! Bon Bon in the eye! 170 00:07:41,646 --> 00:07:43,446 Oh. 171 00:07:45,119 --> 00:07:47,519 I'll drive. 172 00:07:58,664 --> 00:08:00,738 Oh. Your daughter is so pretty. 173 00:08:00,739 --> 00:08:02,834 Oh, isn't she just? 174 00:08:02,835 --> 00:08:07,995 We call her Sparkle because that's what she does. 175 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,081 Well, this is my niece. 176 00:08:10,082 --> 00:08:15,274 We call her Gracie Bell because that's what she does. 177 00:08:15,275 --> 00:08:18,019 Well. Don't you have a... 178 00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:19,850 Unique look. 179 00:08:19,851 --> 00:08:22,054 [Chuckles] 180 00:08:22,055 --> 00:08:24,589 Don't y'all have a wig box? 181 00:08:24,590 --> 00:08:30,356 Oh. I... I don't know. Uh, Rudy, do we all have a wig box? 182 00:08:30,357 --> 00:08:33,542 We all don't believe in... 183 00:08:33,543 --> 00:08:35,727 Boxing our wig. 184 00:08:35,728 --> 00:08:40,948 We let our wig roam free. It's a free range wig. 185 00:08:42,267 --> 00:08:43,440 [Sighs] 186 00:08:43,441 --> 00:08:47,846 There's something I need to say, and this comes from the heart. 187 00:08:47,847 --> 00:08:51,450 You people are gonna lose, so you should probably just leave. 188 00:08:51,451 --> 00:08:53,791 What? Uh... 189 00:08:53,932 --> 00:08:58,378 For your information, Miss, your Sparkle has no chance. 190 00:08:58,379 --> 00:09:02,324 Our Gracie Bell is the essence of class, beauty, and refinement. 191 00:09:02,325 --> 00:09:04,485 [Belches] 192 00:09:06,095 --> 00:09:08,319 That was my chili dog barking. 193 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,480 [Giggles] 194 00:09:19,174 --> 00:09:21,094 I think we're safe. 195 00:09:21,095 --> 00:09:22,895 Oh! 196 00:09:24,382 --> 00:09:26,157 Did you say we're safe? 197 00:09:26,158 --> 00:09:28,798 Oh, whoa, whoa! 198 00:09:31,522 --> 00:09:35,542 Oh, uh, Jerry, where's baby Byron? 199 00:09:35,592 --> 00:09:39,492 What? I thought he was with you. 200 00:09:39,497 --> 00:09:41,432 Both: Whoa. 201 00:09:41,433 --> 00:09:43,501 - Baby Byron? - Baby Byron? 202 00:09:43,502 --> 00:09:45,018 - Baby Byron? - Baby Byron? 203 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:47,061 - Baby Byron? - Baby Byron? 204 00:09:47,062 --> 00:09:50,041 - Dude, he's not in here! - What? 205 00:09:50,042 --> 00:09:51,339 [Whimpers] 206 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:53,218 I'm gonna be expelled. 207 00:09:53,219 --> 00:09:56,045 Oh, forget expelled, I'm going to prison. 208 00:09:56,046 --> 00:09:58,776 Oh, forget prison, I'm going to summer school! 209 00:09:58,777 --> 00:10:00,863 Do you what they do to guys like me in summer school? 210 00:10:00,864 --> 00:10:04,011 - Jerry, calm down. - No, I can't calm down. 211 00:10:04,012 --> 00:10:07,972 I just lost the Principal's baby. 212 00:10:10,482 --> 00:10:12,870 Yo. We lost the Principal's baby. 213 00:10:12,871 --> 00:10:15,089 Okay, it's not like losing some English teacher's baby. 214 00:10:15,090 --> 00:10:17,465 This is big time! 215 00:10:17,466 --> 00:10:19,400 Jerry, he's outside, come on! 216 00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,677 Uh, Eddie, Milton? You guys hold down the fort. 217 00:10:21,678 --> 00:10:22,920 [Machinery whirring] 218 00:10:22,921 --> 00:10:25,708 What? Dude. What happened? He was just here. 219 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,719 This kid's like a Cheetah in a diaper. 220 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:30,028 Look, he's gotta be around here somewhere. Find him! 221 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,964 I'm about to drop some Eddie knowledge on these fools! 222 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,851 - Ow! - [Laughs] 223 00:10:34,852 --> 00:10:37,259 - This is our house. - No, it's not. 224 00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:38,962 - Yes, it is. - Wait, who do think you are? 225 00:10:38,963 --> 00:10:40,002 - No, it's not! - Whoa! 226 00:10:40,003 --> 00:10:40,894 It's our house, buddy. 227 00:10:40,895 --> 00:10:41,768 - Hey! - No, it's not! 228 00:10:41,769 --> 00:10:43,075 - No, you don't! - No, it's not! 229 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,582 You heard him... ow! This is our house! 230 00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:48,081 - Oh, ow. - This is our house. 231 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:50,542 - No! - Aah! 232 00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:53,619 - Byron? - Byron, where are you, buddy? 233 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,603 - Yo, any luck? - No. 234 00:10:55,604 --> 00:10:57,704 [Groans] 235 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:00,349 Look... look, if we can't find this baby, 236 00:11:00,350 --> 00:11:03,219 we'll just have to give Buckett something that looks like one. 237 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:04,561 What are you talking about? 238 00:11:04,562 --> 00:11:08,031 I'm talking about slapping a diaper on a ham and drawing eyeballs on it. 239 00:11:08,032 --> 00:11:09,493 [Baby cries] 240 00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:11,032 Dude! Dude, there he is! 241 00:11:11,033 --> 00:11:12,433 Jerry: [Gasps] 242 00:11:12,434 --> 00:11:13,923 Hey, baby Byron. 243 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:16,423 Who doesn't want to get Jerry expelled? 244 00:11:16,424 --> 00:11:18,591 You don't. No, you don't. 245 00:11:18,592 --> 00:11:21,428 - Stay right there. - Who's a good boy? 246 00:11:21,429 --> 00:11:23,469 You're a good boy. 247 00:11:23,470 --> 00:11:24,664 - Hey, no! - Whoa! 248 00:11:24,665 --> 00:11:26,433 - Stop! Hey! - Whoa, wait! 249 00:11:26,434 --> 00:11:28,976 You're not a good boy! You're a very bad boy! 250 00:11:28,977 --> 00:11:31,859 Ah, my baby! My baby! 251 00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:34,980 Somebody save my baby! 252 00:11:35,276 --> 00:11:38,396 [Intense music playing] 253 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:45,462 [Baby laughs] 254 00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:51,741 [Baby fusses] 255 00:11:51,742 --> 00:11:54,202 [Baby laughs] 256 00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:59,733 Eyes done. [Chuckles] 257 00:11:59,734 --> 00:12:01,568 Now, sit still, darling. 258 00:12:01,569 --> 00:12:05,349 I'm gonna spray on that smile. 259 00:12:06,474 --> 00:12:10,025 This is never gonna work. I can't believe you didn't bring any makeup. 260 00:12:10,026 --> 00:12:11,846 Well, don't worry, Rudy. I got all the beauty 261 00:12:11,847 --> 00:12:14,160 supplies we'll need at the breakfast buffet. 262 00:12:14,161 --> 00:12:17,953 Now put more bacon in her hair. 263 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:22,934 And we'll use these donuts to powder her face. 264 00:12:22,936 --> 00:12:24,681 Yeah. 265 00:12:24,682 --> 00:12:28,152 And... to bring out her lips... 266 00:12:28,153 --> 00:12:31,813 This jelly will do just fine. 267 00:12:35,012 --> 00:12:37,892 What do you think? 268 00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:41,018 Do you think they'll like me? 269 00:12:41,019 --> 00:12:42,784 Oh, of course they will, honey. 270 00:12:42,785 --> 00:12:45,092 You're smart, and pretty, and you smell like bacon. 271 00:12:45,093 --> 00:12:45,901 [Giggles] 272 00:12:45,902 --> 00:12:49,442 And who doesn't like bacon? 273 00:12:49,696 --> 00:12:52,949 I can't wait to get out there with my stick and streamer. 274 00:12:52,950 --> 00:12:55,110 [Giggles] 275 00:12:55,372 --> 00:13:00,709 Your stick and streamer's not gonna cut it, doughnut face. 276 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:04,010 Kickin' it with you! 277 00:13:04,546 --> 00:13:06,646 [Grunts] 278 00:13:11,827 --> 00:13:14,407 [Clears throat] 279 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,190 How the heck did you get up here? 280 00:13:16,191 --> 00:13:18,525 Took the elevator. 281 00:13:18,526 --> 00:13:21,848 Look, you gotta stop fooling around, man. Buckett will be back for Byron any minute. 282 00:13:21,849 --> 00:13:24,131 Jerry, I'm not fooling around. I just climbed all by my... 283 00:13:24,132 --> 00:13:27,012 Jack! There he is. 284 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,353 [Gurgles] 285 00:13:29,354 --> 00:13:31,754 I got this. 286 00:13:32,541 --> 00:13:34,783 Now, you get back here this instant, young man! 287 00:13:34,784 --> 00:13:36,944 [Giggles] 288 00:13:37,446 --> 00:13:40,746 Well, that's all I had. 289 00:13:42,217 --> 00:13:45,118 Here, baby Byron. Hey, hey! 290 00:13:45,119 --> 00:13:47,541 - No, no! - No! 291 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:49,582 [Gasps] 292 00:13:50,991 --> 00:13:53,271 Let's go. 293 00:13:55,767 --> 00:14:00,733 I made a big mistake volunteering for this mission. 294 00:14:00,734 --> 00:14:04,874 Seeing a dirty diaper changes a man. 295 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,873 [Spits] 296 00:14:14,352 --> 00:14:16,452 [Grunts] 297 00:14:18,372 --> 00:14:24,272 If I don't make it, give this letter to my girlfriend, Julie. 298 00:14:25,879 --> 00:14:28,159 [Screaming] 299 00:14:32,475 --> 00:14:34,755 [Screaming] 300 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,160 [Lock jiggles] 301 00:14:40,282 --> 00:14:43,818 Don't worry. The handle's baby proofed. 302 00:14:43,819 --> 00:14:46,759 Ha ha! Dumb babies. 303 00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:49,632 [Drill whirs] 304 00:14:50,739 --> 00:14:53,019 [Screaming] 305 00:14:57,558 --> 00:14:59,226 I'm gonna scream. 306 00:14:59,227 --> 00:15:01,207 Aah... 307 00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,534 Oh, no! 308 00:15:08,535 --> 00:15:10,502 No, Eddie! 309 00:15:10,503 --> 00:15:11,932 Eddie! 310 00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:14,765 Oh, no! They got him! 311 00:15:14,766 --> 00:15:17,526 Good-bye, Milton. 312 00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:21,773 Hello, Julie. 313 00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:28,804 Ow, stop. 314 00:15:28,805 --> 00:15:32,147 That's it, babies. I've had enough. 315 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:36,314 I may go down, but I'm going down fighting. 316 00:15:36,315 --> 00:15:38,535 [Grunting] 317 00:15:41,502 --> 00:15:43,722 [Laughing] 318 00:15:47,116 --> 00:15:49,226 Do it again. They like it. 319 00:15:49,227 --> 00:15:51,147 Okay. 320 00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,651 [Grunting] 321 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,278 - Oops. - Whoa. 322 00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:01,499 [Laughing] 323 00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:07,787 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you! 324 00:16:07,788 --> 00:16:08,999 [Orchestral music plays] 325 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,627 [Cheers and applause] 326 00:16:11,628 --> 00:16:15,207 Look what I got for you. You can wear it during the talent portion. 327 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,000 That's beautiful. Where'd you get it? 328 00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:20,335 Where do you think I got it? I took it off a little girl's head. 329 00:16:20,336 --> 00:16:22,115 Here, put this on. 330 00:16:22,116 --> 00:16:25,982 Now, remember, when you get out there, you gotta march like this. 331 00:16:25,983 --> 00:16:28,250 High knees. Get those high knees up there. 332 00:16:28,251 --> 00:16:31,386 And don't forget to smile. And... and big eyes. 333 00:16:31,387 --> 00:16:32,607 Big eyes! 334 00:16:32,608 --> 00:16:35,447 - That's the most important thing. - No, no. High knees are important. 335 00:16:35,448 --> 00:16:36,343 High knees. 336 00:16:36,344 --> 00:16:37,577 - High knees. - Big eyes. 337 00:16:37,578 --> 00:16:38,976 - High knees! - Big eyes! 338 00:16:38,977 --> 00:16:40,247 - Big eyes! - High knees! 339 00:16:40,248 --> 00:16:42,013 Big... wait, where are you going? 340 00:16:42,014 --> 00:16:43,483 I just want to go home. 341 00:16:43,484 --> 00:16:44,550 Why? 342 00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:48,631 Because you people are acting crazy! 343 00:16:49,323 --> 00:16:52,623 Come on. Let's just go. 344 00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:02,078 Oh, Rudy. What have we done? 345 00:17:02,079 --> 00:17:04,199 Announcer: Please welcome to the stage, Gracie Bell. 346 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,115 Gracie? 347 00:17:06,116 --> 00:17:11,040 Here, take your stick, and you wave your ribbon. 348 00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:13,514 - And you better win because I... - Rudy! 349 00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:17,585 Right. Sorry, just go out there and have a great time. 350 00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:22,422 Yeah, get out there and fly your freak flag, sister! 351 00:17:22,423 --> 00:17:25,423 [Disco music playing] 352 00:17:32,365 --> 00:17:35,725 [All clapping rhythmically] 353 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,905 She really is an awkward little beast. 354 00:17:39,906 --> 00:17:44,766 Yeah, but she's a happy awkward little beast. 355 00:17:46,987 --> 00:17:51,067 - Shall we? - Oh. Let's. [Chuckles] 356 00:18:03,758 --> 00:18:05,978 [Laughing] 357 00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:17,992 There he is. 358 00:18:17,993 --> 00:18:20,633 Save him, Jack! 359 00:18:23,483 --> 00:18:26,619 Watch out, he's sliding! 360 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,720 [Grunts] 361 00:18:29,557 --> 00:18:31,458 Jerry, I'm losing my grip. 362 00:18:31,459 --> 00:18:33,172 - Ah. - [Grunts] 363 00:18:33,173 --> 00:18:35,333 Come on. 364 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,928 [Grunting] 365 00:18:43,929 --> 00:18:48,654 - Nice save, Jerry. - I'm never having kids. 366 00:18:48,655 --> 00:18:51,160 Look! Here comes Principal Buckett. 367 00:18:51,161 --> 00:18:54,881 I'll lower you down, hang on. 368 00:19:01,769 --> 00:19:03,030 [Fussing] 369 00:19:03,031 --> 00:19:05,971 Shh. Shh, shh, shh. 370 00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:20,185 Oh, Jerry. [Chuckles] There you are. 371 00:19:20,186 --> 00:19:23,743 Oh, you should have seen me. I was like a human firecracker. [Chuckles] 372 00:19:23,744 --> 00:19:26,281 What are you... what are you two doing outside? 373 00:19:26,282 --> 00:19:29,620 Uh... we just... we just wanted to grab some fresh air. 374 00:19:29,621 --> 00:19:31,716 Oh. Say, he wasn't, uh... 375 00:19:31,717 --> 00:19:35,427 He wasn't climbing up on any of this stuff, was he? 376 00:19:35,428 --> 00:19:37,444 No. Why? 377 00:19:37,445 --> 00:19:41,836 Oh, because, uh, he's absolutely terrified of heights. 378 00:19:41,837 --> 00:19:44,597 Sure, okay. Okay. 379 00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:50,255 Thanks for everything you did. I'll see you at school on Monday. 380 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,416 [Exhales] 381 00:19:57,843 --> 00:20:00,699 That was fun. Can we come back tomorrow, mommy? 382 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,860 All: No! 383 00:20:03,319 --> 00:20:07,339 Dojo day care is officially closed. 384 00:20:09,239 --> 00:20:10,235 [Sighs] 385 00:20:10,236 --> 00:20:12,962 Well... that's it. We're done. 386 00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:15,207 All the kids have been picked up. 387 00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:18,924 Not quite. There's still one kid left. 388 00:20:18,925 --> 00:20:21,241 Little Matty Edsall. 389 00:20:21,242 --> 00:20:22,762 - Matty? - Matty? 390 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,127 Where is she? 391 00:20:24,128 --> 00:20:25,466 All: Matty? 392 00:20:25,467 --> 00:20:28,335 - Come on, Matty. - Matty? Oh. There she is. 393 00:20:28,336 --> 00:20:30,184 She's outside in the courtyard. 394 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:32,806 [Baby crying, machinery creaking] 395 00:20:32,807 --> 00:20:34,775 Milton, Eddie? 396 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:37,596 This one's yours. 397 00:20:39,881 --> 00:20:42,908 Kickin' it with you! 398 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,124 Our hand prints are gonna be here forever. 399 00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:48,683 An immortal testament to our enduring friendship. 400 00:20:48,684 --> 00:20:53,854 - Rudy, it's been 10 minutes. Is it set? - Has it been that long? We're good. 401 00:20:53,855 --> 00:20:55,923 [Grunts] 402 00:20:55,924 --> 00:20:58,492 - What? - Rudy, we're stuck. 403 00:20:58,493 --> 00:21:02,830 All right, nobody panic. I'm sure this has happened before. [Chuckles] 404 00:21:02,831 --> 00:21:04,899 Worst. Babysitters. 405 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,779 Ever. 406 00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:12,680 Sync and corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 407 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:17,280 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0